> Folks generally aren't very creative in choosing names for their dogs.
> That's why there are so many named Rover and Spot. But,have you heard
> the plight of the fellow who thought he'd be cute and name his dog
> Sex? It goes like this:
>
> "One day Sex and I took a walk and he ran away from me. I spent hours
> looking for that dog. A policeman came by and asked what I was doing
> in this alley at midnight? I told him I was looking for Sex.
> My case comes up next Tuesday."
>
> "But, that ain't the worst part. One day, I went to the town hall to
> get a dog license for Sex. The clerk asked me what I wanted. I told
> him I wanted a license for Sex. He said, 'I'd like to have one, too.'
> Then, I said, 'You don't understand. She's a dog.'
> He said he didn't care how she looked. When I told him I'd had Sex
> since I was 5, he said, “You must have been an early bloomer."
>
> "When I decided to get married, I told the minister I wanted to have
> Sex at the wedding. He told me I'd have to wait until after the
> wedding. When I protested that Sex had played a big part in my life
> and that my whole life revolved around Sex, he said he didn't want to
> hear about my personal life."
>
> "After my wife and I were married, I took the dog with us on the
> honeymoon. When I checked into the hotel, I told the clerk I wanted a
> room for my wife and wanted one for Sex. She said. 'Every room in the
> hotel was for sex.' I said, 'You don't understand. Sex keeps me
> awake at night.' The clerk said, 'Me, too.' "
>
> "When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody
> of the dog. When I told the Judge I had Sex before I was married, he
> grinned and said, “Me. too."
>
> "Now that I've been thrown in jail, married, divorced and had more
> trouble with that dog than I ever imagined, I'm in counseling. My
> psychiatrist asked me what my problem was. I said 'Sex has died and
> left my life. It's like losing a best friend and I'm so lonely,' I
> told him.
> He said, “Look, you and I both know that sex isn't man's best friend.
> Get yourself a dog."
